This most amazing and simple of devices is everything you've been looking for - everything. Yep, that's a pretty big deal.
Stop. Take a deep breath. Now get excited.
Some places might charge thousands of dollars for just one of these. To that we say, posh. We'll take a thousand dollar loss on each one just to bring you the most incredible pant extender on this green earth.
Each Button Pant Extender in this hand-packaged 5-pack is individually meditated on by at least seven experts in the field of button pant extension. The packaging process is so precise that we may submit it for some kind of efficiency award, but right now we're too busy concentrating resources on finding an eighth expert in the field of button pant extension. And that's all before it gets to you.
Once it gets to you it's pretty much like heaven - or being crawled all over by a sea of puppies and kittens, but puppies and kittens that don't shed, are hypoallergenic and who are literally only there when you want to be crawled all over by puppies and kittens, so you don't have to walk them, bath them, clean up their poop or anything. Yeah, that's how heavenly these Button Pant Extenders are.
They extend the waistline of your pants not a quarter inch, not a half inch but one whole inch. That's technology that comes around once, maybe twice, in a generation. With five unbelievable colors, black, white, gray, beige and blue, you'll wonder the moment you put one on, Will More of Me to Love let me buy more for every person I know as well as strangers I meet and make friends with because I have the best gift ever? The answer is yes, but only as long as supplies last, and since these are made of materials almost as rare as promethium, you're going to want to act on that instinct fast.